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3 characters of a male organ
3 characters of a male organ
a. courteous-it stands before it performing.
b. emotional-it cries during performance.
c. polite- it bows down after performance
Deadly non veg PJs
Q : What's the difference between cricketers and
condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches
the drops
Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.
Q: What three things are common between the sun and
woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward...forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful
andSelf-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
Q: Who is a gynecologist ?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When
the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
Q:What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
Girlfriend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a
mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would
have bitten?
The boy's hand......
Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him..........."Your tail is in the front
Last but not least
Secret of long life...Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night two legs.. --
opposite of laughter
Q: What is the opposite of laughter?
A: Sex How is that?
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Bcoz laughter is ha ha ha and Sex is ah ah ah..!
A: Sex How is that?
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Bcoz laughter is ha ha ha and Sex is ah ah ah..!
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