school inspection

EK baar class main inspection hoti hain.. Headmaster sahib aate hain.......



Sawaal karna shuru!



Headmaster: "Bachoo Hamari body ka sabse naram part konsa hain"? Jab koi jawab nahin deta to master Tinku ki taraf ishara karte hue



Headmaster: "Tinku tum is ka jawab do"!!



Tinku: "Master ji hamari body ka sabse naram part hain GAAND, kyon ki, agar hame thand (cold) lag gaye hum kehte hain 'GAAND Phat gayi', Garmi lag jaya hum kehte hain 'GAAND phat gayi', thoda chalna pad jaye'GAAND phat gayi', Rona aa jaye 'GAAND phat gayi', Homework karana ho'GAAND phat gayi'



Headmaster ko gussa to aata hain lekin tinku ka jawaab bhi sahi hain to who kuch nahin kehta.. phir sawaal karta hain



Headmaster: "acha aab ye batao ke, Ladki ki jab shaadi ho jaati hain to who Doli ke time roti kyon hain"



Phir koi jawaab nahin deta......master phir Tinku ko jawaab dene ko kehta hain.



Tinku: " Master ji aap itne bade master, gyani or Samajhdar AGAR AAPKI KOI 400KM GHAR SE DOOOOOR LE JAA KAR GAAND MAREGA TO AAPKO RONA NAHIN AAYEGA?



Master ji ko phir bhut gussa aata hain lekin tinku ka jawaab bhi thik hain...isleye woh use kuch nahin kehta. Master phir sawaal karata hain



Headmaster: " Acha bachoo agar main aapko tisri aankh lagane ki shakti doon to tum kahan lagwaoge" Koi bacha kehta hain sir pe, koi kehta hain mooh main, koi kehta hain pet main. koi kehta hain kaan pe.....
Master ko koi bhi answer acha nahin lagta hain to woh Tinku ko phir khada karta hain.



Tinku: " Master ji main tisri aankh haat ki badi wali ungli main lagawaoonga"



Headmaster: " Kyon Tinku"


Tinku: " Main usko aapki GAAND main dalke ye dekhoonga ke aisa kaun sa kida aapki GAAND main Bhatak raha hain jo Salla har Sawaal mujhe hi se pooch raha hai.

Some Hot Q&A session

Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at
night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward...  forward... stop and eject.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.