rishta wahii.....soch nayiii...

Jijaji shadi ke baad pehli baar saural aye-

unhe dek ke saali boli- Lo aa gaya benchod

saas- aaisa nahi kehte
saali- kya mummy!! rishta wahii.....soch nayiii...

Bigidi hui zindagi

Bigidi hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani hai,

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kuch to bachpan se hum kameene the,

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or kuch tum sab ki Sangat ki meharbani hai.!!

Very Emotinal msg:

Grlfnd 2 byfnd - i m pregnant

Byfnd-r u sure ki ye bachha mera hai?
Girl crying and says- yaar sab log aise bologe to kaise chalega.

who is Gabriel Balobious?

You know who is Gabriel Balobious?
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If you don't know him means you being born as human is waste!He is the guy who discovered
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"CONDOM":)
Have a happy sexual life

once rajni fucked

Once Rajni fucked a girl so hard that after nine months
a girl was born to her & she was also pregnant..!!

Bad To Worse

Bad To Worse



Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.






Worse: You're in it.   ...

aazadi

"AAZADI"

Us Ehsas Ka Naam Hai
Jo Har Raat Ko
Aapko Sone Se Pehle
Apni Bra/Panty Utarne Ke Baad Aapke

"SAAMAN" Ko Milti Hai
Sach Hai Na?

santa

Santa- My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses

Banta- Yaah.. I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle

How the hell did it happened

Drunk man with penis fracture was taken 2 hospital

Doctor-How the hell did it happend?

Man-i'll kill dat bastard,who paintd the naked woman on the wall..

most violent penis

The vagina is world most effective "art of living centre"
from here even the most violent penis
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Graduates & comes out Humble,Quiet, Peaceful.

baba satsang karo

Baba: Kya Ho Gaya Hai Es Duniya Ko ....Ab aurat itne patle kapde pehenti hai ki unki bra,taange,poora badan nanga dikta hai..
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Bheed Se Ek Aawaz Aayi: Baba satsang karo,khada mat karo..

Kalpna aur haqiqat

 

Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Log Tarha Tarha Ke Sawal Leke Aate Thhe

Ese Hi Ek Din Unka Ek Naya Bhakt Aya Aur Unke Charan Saparsh Karke Bola

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Aap Mahan Hai, Aapne Bade Logo Ko Gyan Diya Hai, Mere Bhi Ek Question Ka Hal Dijiye Na”

Baba Muskurake Bole: “Jarur Denge Bachha, Bolo Kya Hai Tumhari Duvidha?”

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Kya Farak Hai?”

Baba Ji Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bole: “Bachha, Hum Answer To De Denge Par Iske Liye Tumhe 2 Kam Karne Honge.”

Bhakt: “Baba Ji Kya?”

Baba Ji: “Pahle Apne Ghar Ja Aur Apni Biwi Se Puch Ki Agar Tujhe Amitabh Bhachan 50 Lakh Rs De To Kya Tu Uske Sath Sirf Ek Raat So Legi?”

Bhakt Ne Socha Ye Kya Question Hai Is Se Kaisi Pata Lagega Ki Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Kya Farak Hai, Par Fir Bhi Ghar Gaya Aur Puch Ke Aya

Baba Ne Pucha: “Kya Jawab Mila?”

Bhakt: “Ji, Usne Khush Hoke Bola Ki Wow 50 Lakh Rs Ek Rat Ke Mil Jayenge, Vo Bhi Amitabh Bhachan Jaise Celebrity Ke Sath Sone Ka, Tum To Sari Zindagi Din Rat Naukri Karo Tab Bhi Itna Nahi Kama Sakte, Main Ek Rat Amitabh Ke Sath Sone Ko Tyar Hun”

Baba Ji: “Hmm, Ja Ab Apni Beti Se Puch Ke Aa Ki, Agar Usko 50 Lakh Rs Mile Aur Ek Rat Shahrukh Khan Ke Sath Sone Ka Moka Mile To So Legi”

Bhakt Pareshan Hua Ki Ye Sab Kya Chakkar Hai Fir Bhi Baba Ke Sath Bahas To Kar Nahi Sakta Thha, Ghar Pahuncha Aur Beti Se Bhi Puch Ke Aa Gaya Aur Baba Ko Bola

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Vo To Apne Bed Se Uchhal Gayi Aur Boli, Kyu Nahi Dad Shahrukh Ke Sath Sone Ka 50 Lakh Milega To, Main Ameer Aur Apne Friend Mein Famous Ho Jaungi”

Bhakt Ne Pareshan Ho Ke Pucha: “Baba In Sab Baato Ka Mere Sawal Se Kya Lena Dena Hai”

Baba Ji: “Samajh Bachha, Kalpana Mein Tere Ghar 1 Carore Rs Pada Hai, Aur Haqeeqat Mein Tu 2 Randiyo Ke Sath Rah Raha Hai“