katrina ka dudh

GUNNU-kal sapne mai maine katrina kaif ke Ghar mai janam liya
BUNNU-Fir kya hua?

GUNU-Arey yaar kismat hi kharab,Botal se kamwali dudh pila rahi thi

sabse chota koun

Teacher-Tumhare ghar mein sabse chhota kaun hai?
Student- Humari Nokrani.!
Teacher-Woh kyun?
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Student-Unki Chaddi aaj bhi Papa hi utarte hain.

Is Route ki Sabhi Line MAST Hai

On Honeymoon Night
Husband: Kahan se shuru karu?
Upar se, ya Niche se,
Aage se, ya Peechhe se.
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Wife: Kahin se bhi karo jaanam, Is Route ki Sabhi Line MAST Hai..